The forensics report ran eighty-one pages. The board cared about one number: sixty-three days from the first stolen credential to the morning an analyst escalated it.
She didn’t know. Nobody did: the dashboards were green and the team hit a fifteen-minute SLA on critical alerts. So she did the one thing nobody had done — she asked when the alert fired. Not when the incident channel opened. When the platform first raised its hand.
Day fifty-four.
Your turn — and this question comes first for a reason. If a stranger told you about your last incident, your detection queues explain none of the delay, and any chart you show about them is theatre. So: how did you actually find out?